The adventures of Ms.Monotone.Tumblr (3.0; @themonotonediaries)http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eh0RF4D8Xcw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Bottlez” by MyWay Dance. Kiev, Ukraine.</p> <p>This studio always has the sickest choreo…plus their head guy is hot :)</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/23529683939http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/23529683939Tue, 22 May 2012 00:57:38 -0400t-painbottelzdanceukrainekievchoreographyhip-hop<p>I&#8217;m not really sure why the universe keeps fighting my efforts to be happy&#8230;.</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/23212242174http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/23212242174Thu, 17 May 2012 00:04:16 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_22306246644" src="http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22306246644/audio_player_iframe/themonotonediaries/tumblr_m3fju3hItU1r5m13w?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthemonotonediaries%2F22306246644%2Ftumblr_m3fju3hItU1r5m13w" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>“Better Things”</strong></p> <p><strong>-</strong><strong>Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings</strong></p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22306246644http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22306246644Thu, 03 May 2012 00:44:00 -0400better thingsdap kingssharon jonesSharon Jones and the Dap-Kings<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AKKT7zE_0Zg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I’m a little too mesmerized by it.</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22302221293http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22302221293Wed, 02 May 2012 23:24:12 -0400japanvegetablesvegetarianKyary Pamyu Pamyu<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gs6ajB9o8b4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Heaven Only Knows”</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22098757263http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22098757263Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:32:17 -0400john legend<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqq8wd0DS1r3kdejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mtfbeauty.tumblr.com/post/16435183206/nomi-ruiz">mtfbeauty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nomi Ruiz</p> </blockquote>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22096562256http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22096562256Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:03:20 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1HGm_jxOdts?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Kimbra-</strong></p> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span id="eow-title" title='Kimbra - "Two Weeks/ Head Over Heels"'><strong>“Two Week</strong>s/ Head Over Heels”</span></h1>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22082200858http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/22082200858Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:50:26 -0400kimbragotye<p>Ugh!  I just got asked out by a cute guy on the way home today.  I told him I was seeing someone.  Damnit!  What is wrong with me?  It&#8217;s like I have bad dating reflexes!  I&#8217;m just so used to saying no that I forget when I want to say yes.</p> <p>Maybe I&#8217;ll see him again&#8230;.or maybe someone better will come along&#8230;.or maybe I&#8217;ll die alone waaaaaaaaaah.</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21676799375http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21676799375Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:20:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pgtuqRMd1r5m13wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It will be beautiful….</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21362113328http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21362113328Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:41:55 -0400beautifulbeautycloudsdreamfuturehope<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzicx1Web41qeg3kho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just for drunk fun:</p> <p>1. Love Actually, Sound of Music, and all Harry Potters….shaddup.</p> <p>2.Mary Jane obvs…Snow and I have a love hate relationship but mostly not one at all anymore.</p> <p>3. I dunno, I’ve been fortunate enough to be adventurous so far…</p> <p>4. Fuck-Lenny Kravitz, Marry- Liam Neeson, Kill-George Clooney…i know, I love me some old men. </p> <p>5.<span>“When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.”- The Alchemist</span></p> <p><span>6. Rami/Sasha</span></p> <p><span>7. Eye contact.</span></p> <p><span>8. Amy Winehouse.  That is all.  I miss her :(</span></p> <p><span>9.  I started the guitar on my 8th bday and gave it up when I was 12 to spend more time with my bf…DUMB.  I like sleeping naked.</span></p> <p><span>10.  Tall w/ broad shoulders!</span></p> <p><span>11.  Everywhere.</span></p> <p><span>12.  Anything low-key.</span></p> <p><span>13. To erase memories.</span></p> <p><span>14. Vodka/Sprite, round of tequila shots, or bloody mary</span></p> <p><span>15.  Oh geez.  Most recently Bembe…need I say more?</span></p> <p><span>16.  The men I seem to be attracted to.</span></p> <p><span>17. Hmmm….Soraia?</span></p> <p><span>18. Junior Mints</span></p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21135632495http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21135632495Sun, 15 Apr 2012 03:18:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2eelqSC5b1r5m13wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My new ombre hair!</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21005968779http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/21005968779Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:20:14 -0400ombre hairombrelong hair<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m271e3tHon1rpl2j1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will be eternally grateful to the woman on the M15 bus who saved me from almost sitting in a giant seat full of pee.</p> <p>New York is so f*cking nasty sometimes.</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20760969285http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20760969285Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:01:10 -0400busnyc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m271oejkhk1r5m13wo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I had a really vivid dream last night, and I’m fairly certain that my roommates heard me yelling at someone named Cheryl?</p> <p>I hate thin waaaaaalls.</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20760799070http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20760799070Sun, 08 Apr 2012 23:57:50 -0400sleepdream<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/20578236397">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://you-will-love-this-blog-on-your-dashboard.ishowedyou.com">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20621944535http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20621944535Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:48:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zl9ep9Zv1r5m13wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This will be me tomorrow night….</p> <p>PS I love Viola!</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20508238355http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20508238355Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:20:02 -0400Viola Davischampagne<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zl2gEnVn1r5m13wo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Just because…I love OB!</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20507990644http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20507990644Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:15:52 -0400Olivia BensonSVULaw &amp; Order: SVUMariska Hargitay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xucpFKgE1r5m13wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20452810995http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20452810995Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:41:13 -0400modelsvictorias secret<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xin29WtP1r5m13wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ho. Lee. Crap.  This was the view from my friend’s backyard outside of Dallas today.</p> <p>There’s a turrrrrrrrnader a’comin!</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20437921213http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20437921213Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:28:00 -0400tornadoweatherdallastexasyeehaw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vxwyHsFA1r5m13wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m going to make an appointment this week to get my hair done like this…literally at the same place.</p> <p>I’m so nervous tho!  I’m afraid I might puss out because I’ve only put color in my hair once..in eight grade…and I look awfuuuul.</p> <p>I think it will be such a great summer update tho….eeeeek!</p> <p><a href="http://beautyandthefeastblog.com/2011/10/16/the-bird-house-brooklyns-best-kept-secret/"><a href="http://beautyandthefeastblog.com/2011/10/16/the-bird-house-brooklyns-best-kept-secret/">http://beautyandthefeastblog.com/2011/10/16/the-bird-house-brooklyns-best-kept-secret/</a></a></p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20392796073http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20392796073Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:02:58 -0400hairombrelong hair<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vuc8lok91r5m13wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Me behind my boss all day…</p>http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20388662345http://themonotonediaries.tumblr.com/post/20388662345Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:45:43 -0400Nicki MinajBitch